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Sunday, October 26, 2008

once upon a dreadful time in here.
there lived kaoru, an unfortunate kid.
he needed the broadband service
so he signed up for one when introduced

the first few years with streamyx,
is great and joyful due to the speed.
loading a page takes miliseconds,
downloading takes few minutes.

as time goes by, kaoru grow older,
streamyx as well, grow older than kaoru
why is that so?
streamyx gets slower and slower each day

kaoru can't take it anymore,
dialed to the hotline, spoked to an ape.
complained and actions are nowhere to be seen.
so he called again, and again, and again.

the streamyx gave kaoru a heartache,
a big surprise, they gave me a new modem,
bigger surprise, modem failure !!
kaoru pulled his hair, mind goes insane.

after another change, stable connections,
made him relieved, he so relaxed
enjoyed the line AGAIN.
but things go chaotic when it rains

so, obviously, to the phone again.
there used to be an ape, but now,
it turned out to be a cow
the cow told him, the line BASAH.

when it comes to important times,
all he can do is close his eyes and suffer.
he pray every night, hope for something impossible.
is to keep the damned thing work and stable.



=_=
like i said, streamyx is really POWDERFUL, providing a 100Mbps service !!
the 100Mbps speed written on yur little box is rubbish. Stinking streamyx put me on my nerves.
i wonder what i ever did wrong to streamyx lorhh,
everytime i dota halfway till important time, fuiyoh. dc !

when i died, *in dota lah idiot*
it dc !! and made the whole thing looked like im a leaver
really wanna say ~double-liew, tii, efffu~~ <-- wtf

ta ma de,
just now in a game already made me look bad, somemore i left game
kanine, kan ni liang, #$%^&*, f**king dc dc dc dc

i called them and gave me something not in appropriate.
line basah !!
OHH EM JII la streamyx.

wait, theres jaring 1511.
my fren said its better.
but only to a certain place, and streamyx is malaysia-wide.
uhm.. so hard to say is, yes.. the whole malaysia depends on streamyx.

so if one day, Streamyx main base,
got raped by a Godzilla or slapped by tsunami or even burned down by over-angered mob,
the whole Malaysia can say bye bye to internet services?
hmm. those using Jaring will be saved :D



zzzz here's a dialogue... lol.. not made up, i copied from another blog, lol.

Staff : "Selamat pagi, Telekom. Saya xyz sedia membantu."

User : "Selamat pagi, I want to report a faulty phone line."

Staff : "Can I have the number of that line please?"

User : "Sure... 4012xxxx."

Staff : *Check* *check* "Hmm... The line is a Streamyx line?"

User : "That's right!"

Staff : "Now, in order for us to work on your problem more efficiently, we
need your Streamyx login name and password."

User : "Are you sure? Do you really need my password?"

Staff : "Yup, we need your password. We are instructed to request for your
password."

User : "Oh well, I hope you won't misuse it."

Staff : "Don't worry, we are not going to misuse it."

User : "Okay, the password is capital t, e, l, e, k, o, m, capital m, a, n,
y, a, k, capital b, o, d, o and h."

Staff : "What? You must be joking. Your password is TelekomManyakBodoh?"

User : "Yup, since my friend told me you will ask for it, I changed it just
before I call you."

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